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random brutal love master

Oct. 10th, 2006 | 08:49 pm
mood: bored bored
music: jeff buckley- lilac wine


The Sudden Departure
Random Brutal Love Master (RBLMf)

Sweet. Dear. Loving. At Gate 18. Final call.

You are The Sudden Departure.

You've been in a lot of serious relationships. More than a few have ended ugly. Uglily. Whatever. Our guess is that you're a really fantastic girl who doesn't really know what she wants, and you've broken a few hearts as a result. You fall for people easily, and you enjoy the feeling of falling in love, but once you're there, either boredom or the old "grass is greener" syndrome sets in. The mind wanders, and with it goes the flesh. And then the toiletries.

Your exact opposite:
The Intern

Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer
We know you're not the classic "love 'em and leave 'em" type, at least not in a purely sexual sense. You have too many serious bonding tendencies for that. But even though you're theoretically looking to settle down, you don't settle long on one person. "Serial monogamist" is probably something you hear a lot. "Emotionally loose" is another way to put it. To the poor guys eating your dust and sniffing your panties, it doesn't really make much difference. Of course, it's not really your fault that people get hurt. You have every right to move on when you choose.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Backrubber, The Gentleman

CONSIDER: The Vapor Trail, someone just like you



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think i might stay in the shade

Sep. 18th, 2006 | 02:07 am
mood: complacent complacent
music: the decemberists- as i rise

living alone is no fun. i want rachel back.

anyone too bored to sleep at 2am so they clean the bathroom for fun is heading fast down a one-way road to no good.

i want my moe moe!

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i can't take it anymore

Sep. 14th, 2006 | 01:15 am
mood: irate irate
music: rachel's sweet telephone voice

bring effing pluto back!!!!

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frankie's dead.

Jul. 24th, 2006 | 06:10 pm
mood: melancholy melancholy

r.i.p frankie.

my poor and gender-confused hamster, st francis of assisi babycakes, died this weekend of causes which may include heat-induced exhaustion or heart attack. it was 111 degrees in my apartment and frank thought she could run in her hamster ball without getting too sick because she loved to do it. but she was wrong. dead wrong.

frankie was only two months old. we're having a funeral for him tonight.

frank, you may indeed have been a biter and a meanieface bag of hamster bones a lot of the time, but in the end you made us happy. we love you. may you have a bitey, cool, vegetabley and ball-full afterlife.

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